Feel free to substitute S$%# for every poop below (NOT the poopoo(s) though-that was Maddie talking:)
I pick up the phone...
Joe: "Hello?"
Me: "WHAT!"
Joe: "WOAH! What's the matter?"
Me: "Tell me if you EVER thought you'd hear me say these next words..."
Joe:"Whaat?"
Me: "Maddie just came up to me with POOP on her hand and said 'UH-OH I get poopoo on my hands and.....poopoo on the floor."
Joe: HUH?
Me: There is poop on the floor that she then tried to hide by closing the bathroom door and in effect picked up with the bottom of the door which now has SMEARED THE POOP IN A STRIPE ON THE FLOOR!!!!"
Joe: Yeah I never thought I'd hear you say those words.
Me: Well no poop! I got to go.
Joe: Uh...bye.
Me: :(
WHYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?
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